Hillbilly Haiku

What is Hillbilly Haiku?

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A poem, spoken by hillbillies, that *sounds* something like haiku but doesn't scan like it. A hillbilly haiku doesn't fit the 5-7-5 syllable scheme, or even have three lines, because hillbillies can't count.

This is a hillbilly haiku.

Dead dogs

Dead, dead dogs.

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