What is Hillbilly Haiku?
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A poem, spoken by hillbillies, that *sounds* something like haiku but doesn't scan like it. A hillbilly haiku doesn't fit the 5-7-5 syllable scheme, or even have three lines, because hillbillies can't count.
This is a hillbilly haiku.
Dead dogs
Dead, dead dogs.
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Scoundrel whose last refuge consists of wearing the flag on his sleeve.
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A fucking big Beacon.
Mostly fat as an elephant's ass
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