Hillhead

What is Hillhead?

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Very similar to a crackhead except the addiction is to The Hills. Typical behavior would include defrosting TV dinners in order to sit home and watch reruns all day and all night. Early symptoms may include withdrawal from social activities, lack of sleep and a disconnect from all non-Hollywood-tastic types of people. A tell-tale sign that it too late for your friend, he/she gets a Lauren tattoo, naming pets or people Lauren, or worse, calling you Lauren...and you're a dude.

::ring::

::ring::

hillhead: Hey umm...Lauren...?

you: I'm NOT Laur...

hillhead: Yeah whatever...I can't talk cuz I'm in the middle of somethin'...

you: No you're not, man. You're prolly sitting where I left you last week, you hillhead freak!

See the hills, lauren, addict, addicted, hillhead, crackhead
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