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An attractive woman. Scottsmen famously don't wear anything under the kilt, so an erection would cause the kilt to lift.
She&apo..
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When you get pulled over by the police and you realize you don't have your seatbelt on, so you have to click your seatbelt on quick..
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What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.
Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!..