Hi-low Blow

What is Hi-low Blow?


1.

The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Usually followed by desperate seat-shuffling or forced awkward conversation in an attempt to conceal embarrassment.

Professor: And so the hypotenuse is equal to the square of . . .

Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)

Jack: Dude . . . You alright?

Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!

(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)

Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?

See sneeze, fart, flatulence, gas


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