Himf Edit Meaning

1. To whip one’s phallus across the face of another so as to leave a red stamp of their Jimi on the aforementioned face for a choice of com..

1. A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strengt..

1. An asswipe from any corporate headquarters obstensibly sent in to raise the bottom line, but is actually an un-fireable loser being tran..