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An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If..
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While doing a woman from behind, you reach around and tug on her pubical hair
I gave Ms. F a wicked Nebraska crabgrass last night
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the salty German is when you take your own or another persons cum and give someone a Hitler mustache with it.
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