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the pornographic scenes and stories filed in your head that you call upon when you masturbate.
I went through all my fantasy files and ..
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A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3..
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When a guy fingers a girl (the muffin part relates to the amount of pubic hair)
I gave my girlfriend a well good finger muffin last nig..