What is Hindi?
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Hindi is the language spoken by 34% of the Indian population (Source: Indian Statistical Institute, New Delhi).
People of this country sometimes might fight over many stuffs but somewhere in some corner of their heart they still love their motherland.
A: Hindostan ki sab languages sexy hain chale koi bhi ho hindi, tamil, tamil, telugu, hindostani, urdu, sanskrit, bengali, gujarati, marathi, punjabi, kashmiri, pahadi, nepali, farsi, arabic, english etc..
B: Sahi baat hai bhaai!
C: Hindostan hai meri jaan!
D: Changa fir bhaiya matt ladaai karo friends!
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The national language of India. In addition, Bollywood, the Indian movie central, uses Hindi in a majority of their films. It is a language known by a diverse crowd. Knowing it will leave you in good shape in India.
That movie was entirely hindi and luckily I could understand it.
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Hindi is a language.
Woman: What is Hindi?
Man: Hindi is a language, bitch.
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Arey dudes, stop all this bickering na! We're all Indians and not matter Bollywood or Tollywood, we all want to be like a white person in America, right yaar?
Heh. Guys - India could be better without you sectionalistic people representing your own language...I'm Telugu and don't approve of what the Telugu person said...And I think everyone else said it not cool. Abdul Kalam, India's President and Father or Missile Technology there is from Tamil Nadu...Honestly guy, we're all Indian...Let's have some Indian pride, no "Hindi or what state you're from" pride or some "Tamil" pride...Ok?
Hindi's a cool language and the national language besides english of India. It's a lot like other Indian languages and it has a lot of "hai"s in it.
- Caise ho beta?
- Aapka nam kya hai?
- Me tumse pyaar kartha hoon.
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hindi, is ONE OF the national languages of india
ok mutha fukers, im a tamil/telgu/hindi person...why the fuck cant we have some indian pride? tamil is just as if not more aesthetic to the ear than hindi/telgu/bengali (also if u can't speak the language, i would like u to SHUT THE FUCK UP, cuz u dont know what ur saying). in fact, if ur telgu, just know that ur language is a lame version of tamil. if ur hindi, i would like you all to go back to ur mother-land(britain). if ur tamil, remain the cool indians u are
Tamil guy: vanakum! (hi!)
Hindi guy: blah blah balh blah blah blah HEY? (oh so u think ur better?)
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You all need to stop bickering. I am HALF TAMIL, HALF INDIAN. *gasp* is that so hard to believe? And I am proud of both halves of my heritage. I got my lighter skin and curly hair from my dad, my big eyes from my mum. I got brains from my mum, my love of poetry from my dad. YES, tamils DO have long names, AND WHAT? Yes, tamils ARE darker than general indians but Beauty does NOT EQUAL light skin colour. Yes, in my opinion the majority of indians are much more beautiful than tamils, but that is because of their personality and their features, NOT their skin colour. For gods sake, all of you get a grip and stop being rascist. It is ATTITUDES LIKE THIS that turn the human race into the bunch of inhuman bumbling idiots that you all are. We should work towards PROGRESSING the human race, not GOING BACKWARD. Sri lanka is RIGHT NEXT TO india. GET A GRIP SRI LANKANS AND INDIANS. BOTH OF YOU ARE DIFFERENT, BUT YOU ARE BOTH MORE SIMILAR THAN DIFFERENT. "Sri-lankan" and "Indian" are just words to describe where you're from! They in NO WAY describe your personality. You're all a bunch of fools.
That person is hindi and that person is tamil.
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A language spoken in the north of India. No one really knows how you call them correctly. Hindustani, Hindis, muslimised Hindus...?!?
There's allways a competition between Hindis and Tamils. About which language is better or which movies are better. Other Indian ethnicities are left behind, they aint worth talking about. Especially Telugus, some of them think they are NorthIndians, even thug they fuckin look like any Swaminadan or Murthi from Tamil Nadu. But actually Tamils dont give a fuck about Hindis or Telugus. Because, who gives a damn about a language he doesnt understand.
Some Telugus may disagree but Telugu, I wont call it language at all, sounds like the sound which comes while ur eating fish and try to speak Tamil.
A Hindi is also someone who is proud of his Indo-Aryan heritage even if he doesnt know what that means. He think he is more White by this, even thug Indians get called Darkies and Pakis in the Whitemans-land.
But the Indian Army is thaught to be one of the bravest Army's in the world. The big Indian Army was involved in the Sri Lankan ethnic conflict, where they killed hunderts of people. But get kicked the ass out of Sri Lanka by some 3000-10000 Tamil Kids, in the age of 14-19.
Raj: Hamhe na-tumse ladkihe na-ishq-he..
Steve: What language are u speaking?
Raj: Oh thats my mother tongue, its Hindi.
Steve: I know, Punjabi, Gujarati, Tamil, Bengali, and South Indian (Malayalam), but what's Hindi? Some tribal language?
Raj: What!?!?,.. Hindi is the national language of India.
Steve: Oh really?
Raj:yes it is.
Steve: Oh I didnt know that...*thinks*(stupid Paki, you look all the same, how do I know that)
Raj: Now you know it, hehe.... *thinks*(maybe he thought I'm White, woaw)
Steve: Yes now I do, hehe.... *thinks*(fuckin darkie)
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