What is Hindle?
1.
To whip your penis out onto the desk, grab a hammer and a few nails, most likely 4 nails and hammer them into the desk around the penis. Then draw around the penis and lick the desk constantly, whilst sniffing glue, this happends until they pass out.
Oh i think im gonna hindle tonight all over the shop
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2.
when someone (a dumbass)does something by accident but makes out it was done purposelly.
kicking that ball into the car and giving the old lady a heart attack was a major hindle.
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