Hindu Surprise

What is Hindu Surprise?


1.

When a woman of indian (hindi) heritage bakes a heaping dish of steaming curry and lamb, and then fills her snatch full of it with a serving spoon.

The concept is to add additional native spices and flavor, as well as keep warm until her hard working husband comes home after a long day in the factories or fields.

Husband comes home from work

Wife: My friend, i trust you had a good day at work providing wonderful technical support to our friends in america?

Husband: Yers my friend, american people are wonderful culture. (takes spoon and begins to eat curry from wife's snatch)

Wife: I am proud to serve you your favorite dinner, Hindu Surprise from my delectable womb!

See shit, smell, feces, curry, hindian


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