Hingham Edit Meaning

1.

rich white town in mass dominated by:

-soccer mom's wearing pink, yellow and lime green

-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns

-the boy's hockey team

-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money

-golden retrievers

GO HINGHAM HARBORMEN!

... and harborwomen...

...i guess...

See anon

2.

Hingham, a town on the South Shore of MA that is largely populated by hockey players, smoking hot girls, and irish catholics. Hingham's Crow Point Pizzeria is the local hot spot, everyone within a 20 mile radius knows that Crow Point is the best place to get Buffalo Chicken Calzone. The pride that the residents of Hingham have for their sports and reputation is intangible.... Famous NHL and Olympic hockey player Tony Amonte grew up in Hingham. Hingham is a town of champions and affluent people who will out-class even the finest in the country. Other rival towns such as Cohasset, Weymouth, Duxbury, and Scituate are simply blow-hards and are seen by Hingham residents as jealous and deprived of Hingham's great status.

"According to United States High School Hockey rankings, Hingham is ranked #4 in the state as well as #21 in the country out of a massive 2,000 ranked teams...."

"Hingham consideres people from weymouth SWEATEES, because they are seen as a bunch of low-lifes who have no pride of self-respect..."

See hingham, hockey, pride, rich, champion

3.

A Boston suburb of 20,000 residents, of whom about 17,000 are nouveau richenatives of Dorchester, South Boston, and West Roxbury.

Located on the South Shore, affectionately known as the Irish Riviera.

The town's nemesis is the neighboring blue collar, albeit increasingly yuppiefied town of Weymouth. Nearby Cohasset and Scituateare demographically similar, but do not have the "obnoxious reputation" of Hingham.

The good...

There are, indeed, many Hingham residents are decent, empathetic, and modest in demeanor.

The Derby Street Shoppes have finally brought upscale shopping to the South Shore. This plaza is home to the South Shore's first Whole Foods Market.

The four best things to come out of Hingham, in no particular order: Route 3, Route 3A, Route 53, and Route 228.

The bad...

For those familiar with the British sitcom Keeping Up Appearances, Hingham has the highest-percentage of Irish-AmericanHyacinth Buckets in the country.

Money doesn't necessarily mean class. You can take the kid out of Southie, Savin Hill, Fields Corner, but you can't take the ___ out of the kid!

Hingham, living proof that one doesn't have to live in Texasto be a wealthy, vapid-minded philistine.

Hingham has a disproportionate number of Toyota Land Cruiser and Mercury Mountaineer SUVs, almost 100% of which have never been off-road. (Note: The parking lot of Derby Street Shoppes or the South Shore Plaza does not constitute "off-road" driving)

A Boston Globe columnist from neighboring Weymouthhas, rightfully, mercilessly lambasted Hingham for its single-handed roadblocks in the rebuilding of the GreenbushMBTACommuter Rail line. This columnist, as I have, has taken pains to state that there are many Hingham residents who are just as indignant at these petulant prima donnasas other residents of the South Shore.

There is a Commuter Boat line to Boston from the Hingham Shipyard. However, most of the parking is allocated to Hingham residents, at a discounted price! So the option for Hull, Cohasset, Weymouth, and Scituateresidents commuting from the Hingham Shipyard is not always feasible.

Hingham, little more than West Roxburywith some harborfront views.

And, most puzzling of all, many Hingham residents mispronounce their town as "Higgim." Hardly anybody from outside Hingham mispronounces the name of that town.

See hingham, weymouth, cohasset, scituate, south shore, nouveau riche

4.

a place where preppy over protective parents bring their children to grow up "correctly"..

its filled with posers that rock out to good charlotte and cover themselves with etnies

also home to many sluts and pot smokin teens who get drunk and kill highschoolers

lets go to hingham to poser bash

5.

A small town that feels larger than it is, with an over-abundance of drug dealers who sell heroin, crystal meth, and crack cocaine. The poor litter the public parks and transgender sex workers literally take over the streets from 9 pm to 6 am. Not to mention, it always smells like urine and filth. I don't suggest living there or taking your children anywhere near there. It's a small town in shambles. Almost all of the members of their hockey team are gay. It's utterly disgusting.

I would rather die than be held hostage for one night in Hingham. Please don't bring that tramp over my house, she is from Hingham. If he sells his on the corner, then he is definitely a member of the Hingham High hockey team.

See vegas, sinful, wasteland, wrath of god, sodom