Hip Dysphasia

What is Hip Dysphasia?

Inability to understand being cool. Disproportionately affects those 30 and up. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“My uncle suffers from Hip Dysphasia. He can’t understand why I keep asking him to closet his Member’s Only jacket.”

See uncool

Zarnke

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Monstrous

1. if your really amazing at something Man, that kids monstrous at Call of Duty 4 See mansfield, beast, monstrous, sick, awesome, John Ga..

Will Probably Be A Stripper In Her Older Years.

Ex:"That girl is such a Cryzlyn" See skank, whore, prostitute, cunt, hoe, slut, hoebag, slut muffin, fucker..

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