Hip Dysphasia

What is Hip Dysphasia?

Inability to understand being cool. Disproportionately affects those 30 and up. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“My uncle suffers from Hip Dysphasia. He can’t understand why I keep asking him to closet his Member’s Only jacket.”

See uncool

Hillary Robot Clinton

1. If you are unfortunate enough to hear this boring bitch give a speach then you'd understand. BLAAA bla BLAAA bla BLAAAA blaa BLA..

Zang

1. excellent. zang! 2. it means excellent. as in bomb, sick, tight, sweet. Dude what you be doin last night was zang! See excellent, ..

Eli Swinson

1. A big man with a small penis Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson" Person 2-"Why..

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