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When you jack off, and you wake up the next morning with zits on your face, or better yet in or around your belly button. That is a sur..
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The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for..
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A fat girl (evil manatees for plural) that seems like she’d be friendly or at least tolerable to be in the same room as but turns out to..