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The act of writing on someone's facebook wall after 1pm in hopes to start a convo that leads to sex. Worse than sex texting, as ev..
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All the scumbag politicians that are sucking us dry by adding their own pet projects (pork)to the trillion plus dollar Economic Stimulus..
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the act of ambling quickly while trying to avoid stepping in animal crap.
When I walk across my dad's back yard, I have to ookiema..