Hipnotiq

What is Hipnotiq?


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Very sweet, tasty type of alcoholic beverage with low alcohol percentage. It's the best thing to buy on the shelf if:

-you will be drinking with people who can't stand hard liquor.

-you cannot stand hard liquor.

-you will be drinking with ladies who hate strong drinks.

-you have bad taste.

-you hate drinking something that's actually worth your money.

-you enjoy hangovers.

-your little sister asked you to get it for her high school friends.

-you wish to distance yourself from your friends.

-you enjoy spending more money for less alcohol per ml.

-your a man who wants to look like a total wimp in front of others at a social gathering.

-you are an idiot.

Man 1: Hey, get me some Hipnotiq will ya?

Man 2: We're not longer friends. Get the hell out of my house.

See sucky, shitty, expensive, idiocracy


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