Hippochristian

What is Hippochristian?


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One who claims they're a church-going, Jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of Jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.

Did you see the news last night? That gay-bashing evangelist Ted Haggard was busted buying meth and gay sex from a male prositute!!! Ha. ha. ha... What a Hippochristian!

OR

Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!

See jesus, christ, george bush, ted haggard, pat robertson, bush, evangelist, evangelism, redneck, right-wing, hate, god, racists, antichrist, white-trash, church, moral, bible, liars


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