Hippokissamus

What is Hippokissamus?


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a fat person at a party trying to find someone to makeout with.

Jason: Geez Marge, look at that poor slutty Hippokissamus trying to get LeRoy.

Marge: It's never going to happen, he's not even drunk yet.

See slutty, fat girl, trying, to, get, laid, or, makeup, whatever


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