Hippopotamusic

What is Hippopotamusic?


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CLOPPERTUNE or MOUTH-MUSIC performed by the moist pantry partsof a very large lady.

As her massive quantitiesheaved above him, like the haunches of twin water-buffalo jostling for succour, Audrey's bearded bocca, splashing beaver-spit in all directions, burst spontaneously into song - a largely liquid lullabyof passionateHIPPOPOTAMUSIC.

Even the loudest passages of Handel's Water Music, performed by a full orchestra, would have been drowned out, thought Roger, as he felt his logbeing lodged and marinatedin a litre of warm tropical juice.

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