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your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.
*on the phone*
jack: "i miss you..
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nasty white stuff that comes out of your pooter
dammit, my panties are just SOAKED with crotch snot!..
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A butt that is so shiny with human sebaceous oils that it shines like the moon.
Dave: "Bra.. I scored on Trixie.. her butt was lik..