What is Hipster Bitch?
1.
1: The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.
2: A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.
"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"
"Please die. Now. "
2.
1:The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.
2:A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.
"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"
"Please die. Now."
