What is Hipster Douche?
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a $200 tight jeans wearing, Vintage Nike dunks loving Dork, who only listens to Vice magazine approved "underground" bands that he's told to think is cool. A hipster douche can often times be found wearing his little sisters T-shirts and watching DVD's of The O.C, cause its "IRONIC" (Also known as an HD)
(GUY) - so what are you up to this weekend
(HD) - uuuggghhh, well i just picked up the season 3 box set of the O.C. , so I'll probably watch that with my girl, than check out the catpower show, theyre awesome!
(GUY) - Oh catpower?, what do they sound like
(HD) - don't know never heard them but they got a 7 out of 10 in VIce
(GUY)- Man, what a hipster douche
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n. A uniquely annoying breed of hipster that is particularly skilled at ruining culture. Found in cool cities like Austin, the hipster douche takes self-irony and uselessness to a whole new level. Often seen wearing a flip brim cap and plaid, the hipster douche may pass judgment on (or ignore) anything under the sun with absolutely no knowledge of it. One may not, however, criticize him.
Example:
Hipster 1: Hey, here comes Wyatt!
Hipster 2: Wait, he just walked right past us… what a hipster douche!
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n. One of the many sub-genres of
That
hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.
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One who is not only a {hipster} but a douche as well. Likes to go to (Misshapes) parties, or whatever social area where there are hipster douches like him. Preferably tries to get to these parties before open bar ends, but if he misses the open bar it still ok because he can always drink the beers he snuck into the (club). Also has tendency to wear tight ass shirts with suspenders. Likes to also say "{qual}" alot. If someone asks a hipster (douche) a question, they usually begin their answer with "ughhh".
Person :"Hey Al where did you get those suspenders"
Hipster Douche: "Ugh, like why would you care, you could never pull it off anyway. Did open bar end?"
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