What is Hipster Flu?
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a karmic flu-like epidemic that plagues only individuals with high levels of pretension (in most cases, said pretensions are music-related).
The last reported outbreak occurred in San Francisco in June of 2009.
FIXED-GEAR BIKE RIDER #1: I'm working 40 hours this week at my independently-owned-and-operated fair-trade coffee shop on Valencia St this week. Not to mention the paper I have to write contrasting Sartre and Camus for my French Existentialism class. I absolutely cannot afford to contract hipster flu!
FIXED-GEAR BIKE RIDER #2: oh man, you better start listening to some Donna Summer non-ironically!
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Used to confirm a statement in a 'Ned Flander' style.
Dude1: That girl is so nice.
Dude2: Indeedelidoo...
Dude1: Shut up Fl..
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Also: Hyposexuality
A condition in which you are so afraid of being thought of as celibate that you start having intercourse madly and ..
Person one: And anyways, the economic
Person two: CHEDDA CHIZE! BITCH!
Person one: AHHH!
See purple nirple, nipple, chedda, chize, nippl..
