What is Hipsteria?
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Excessive or uncontrollable fear of humans who wear overpriced Von Dutch clothing, mesh backed trucker hats,have matted down hair product induced "bed heads" and wear threadbare vintage rock shirts of bands they don't really enjoy listening to.
Erin had to flee the record shop quickly when the guy in line wearing a Blondie shirt and mesh Von Dutch hat started talking about how "deck" his new portable record player sounded. Erin suffers from accute "Hipsteria."
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When a drunk person is persistently looking at you out of the corner of their eye.
"Boy I could feel John sideballing me all night..
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The unwritten law of cafeteria seating.
"Hey, you stole my seat!"
"Use it or lose it, loser!"
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