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The unreasonable (to outside observers) fear of having your elderly partner come home with performance enhancing drugs. Generally common..
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Everyone I've ever met that went to Regis University is an alcholic and a latent homosexual.
Jane: Boy, that John can't eat ..
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When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!
My arse is sore from a week of Kermits ..