Hissitext

What is Hissitext?

The act of recruiting friends or family members to text you in great numbers to heighten your coolness factor to those around you.

"Sarah was so nervous about looking cool on her date that she recruited her best friend to hissitext her."

See text, coolness, numbers, technology

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