Historians

What is Historians?


1.

the new master race of the world, despite what might have been said by the most loose ho in the history of the planet.

historians are cool, nikki is just jealous because she is a loose ho who likes to take it in the ass and partake in a spit roast. A 10 pint challenge indeed.

See Sam

2.

ignore him. he's a historian. and called sam. therefore doubly worse!!!!

in fact, its 20 times better to be a ho as he so called calls one than a frigid historian

3.

historians for the purposes of the definition, shall be defined as sam, hereafter they shall also be known as sam.

the main reasons for this are as follows:

1. sams are geeks

2. sams deny the fact that they r no longer virgins, although it has only occured once it still happened.

3. they are loners

4. they read books too often and have to boast about the amount of work they have done, its uni! you dont do work!!!

5. they have no life

hence for these reasons, no bitch assd loner called sam can call me a ho!

eg.

historians can be so boring

y r all historians virgins?

y wont that historian shag me...

answer: once they've lost it once its impossible to shag them again, theyve had their quota


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