Hit A Deer

What is Hit A Deer?

Verb To be shocked or surpised to such a degree that your heart stops and you crap your pants.

Jill told me she was pregnant and I instantly hit a deer.

See crap, shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool

Dick Sweater

1. To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock. Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot..

Alabama Standing Screw

1. Allegedly originated in the dirty south. A sexual position in which the male stands on the floor, and the female lays spread eagle on th..

Ifandbut

1. Short form for the popular version of the saying "if and or buts about it" Mother to child: No you cannot go to the store, t..

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