Hit It And Quit It.

What is Hit It And Quit It.?


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When you don't want a relationship and all you do is have sex with a girl and then she wants a relationship, so you fuck her one last time, and dump the bitch.

Dude, everything was great with Madi until she wanted a relationship, so I hit it and quit it. Example

Woman - "Baby, when are you going to ask me to be your girlfriend?"

Man - "Want to be my girfriend"

Woman - "Yes"

Man - "No more talking and lets get back to business"

After done having sex.....

Man - "Listen bitch, I am going to go and get in the shower and I want you to fucking disappear by the time I am out.

Woman - "But this is my house"

Man - "I didn't ask you to talk, I'm not getting into a relationship, I just wanted to hit it and quit it"

Woman - Leaves the house crying

Man - Makes himself a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, takes a shit in the toilet and leaves it, climbs down the fire escape, jumps into his car snd take off

See sex, advice, dump, bitch


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