What is Hit It With A Hammer?
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The ultimate solution to any problem which may arise with anything or anyone in any situation.
Dumb carpenter: Shit, there's a sharp nail sticking out of the door frame.
Genius: Hit it with a hammer.
Dumb mechanic: Dude, help me out here, the piston's stuck, I can't-
Genius: Hit it with a hammer.
Dumb window cleaner: I think you spilled paint on this window, it won't clean.
Genius: Hit it with a hammer.
Dumb romantic: She's so right for me, if only she could see it too.... we could be amazing together... I just don't know what I'm supposed to d-
Genius: Hit it with a hammer.
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Underwear!!
*Note* (Usually used when refering to briefs)
Greg's under-roos are to skidmarks as canvas is to paint.
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Panties..
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Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.
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