Hit It With A Hammer

What is Hit It With A Hammer?


1.

The ultimate solution to any problem which may arise with anything or anyone in any situation.

Dumb carpenter: Shit, there's a sharp nail sticking out of the door frame.

Genius: Hit it with a hammer.

Dumb mechanic: Dude, help me out here, the piston's stuck, I can't-

Genius: Hit it with a hammer.

Dumb window cleaner: I think you spilled paint on this window, it won't clean.

Genius: Hit it with a hammer.

Dumb romantic: She's so right for me, if only she could see it too.... we could be amazing together... I just don't know what I'm supposed to d-

Genius: Hit it with a hammer.

See hit, with, hammer, solution, everything, fluorescent


13

Random Words:

1. (noun) A single mattress used for sleeping, located next to a real bed. Dude, make up your side bed before my mom sees that and flips! ..
1. A deluded person who supports a football club known as Franchise FC, also an apologist for such people as Pete Winkelman or Charles Kopp..
1. abbrev. Your mom has a penis. pronounced "yim-hap" Person 1: ROYAL FLUSH! Person 2: ...well...YMHAP!! Person 1: *kills Pe..