Hit The Retard

What is Hit The Retard?


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see: beating off, jacking off, masturbating, rubbing one out

i'm gonna go hit the retard and then take a shower. give me 30 minutes.

Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.

See jacking off, beating off, masturbation, five knuckle shuffle, rubbing one out


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