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An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
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An old ladies muff.
"Enid, I am feeling rather horny tonight"
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The apocalypse, but new aged. Usually involving technology, Zombies, ninjas, pirates, or all/some of these components combined. Said to ..
