What is Hit The Sack... And Then Go To Bed?


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A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)


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