What is Hitch Hiking On The Sheets?


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One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbatethan bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

See ho, spank the monkey, masterbation, jackoff


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