What is Hitched For Half A Monkey?
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'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your
loo for 5quid ? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
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The act of being walked in on while masturbating.
A common excuse used when you are caught yankin' your shit.
To masturbate, usua..
