What is Hitched For Half A Monkey?

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'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loofor 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

See money, cheap, bargain
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