What is Hitched For Half A Monkey?
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'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your
loo for 5quid ? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
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A condition describing one with excessively hairy nipples.
a bottle of nair is the only known cure for Harold Knueppels Disorder.
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A woman whose knockers are so big that she has to have a crane to move them.
That woman must work for Crane Works!
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