What is Hitler?
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verb, to Hitler someone; ie, smudge poop on their upper lip, creating the illusion of a Hitler-style moustache. Usually performed while the victim is sleeping.
1) "Guess what I did? Wayne pissed me off, so I Hitlered him while he was napping."
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Leader of the Nazi Party, which in 1939 started World War 2. Hitler hated people of the Jewish descent, and killed 6 million jews in a time period known as the
Heh. Adolf Hitler was a real cunt.
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Hitler is a German leader of Austrian descent, who failed his career as a painter and started the World War II in 1939, and besides 6 million Jews, he killed another 20 million people of various European nationalities, but nobody ever mentions of them.
Hitler wrote "Mein Kampf", a book where he presented his racialist ideas.
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A true leader, who had the power to control millions of people with his words. Though most don't agree with his ideas, only a fool would deny his natural leadership capabilities.
Hitler was really a Jew.
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Hitler? More like Shitler!
Eisenhower: Hey Hitler, you're shit!
Churchill: Yeah, Shitler!
Hitler: :(
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Commonly mistaken for the dictator who lead the Nazi party in World War 2, and had millions of people, both Jewish and other, slaughtered.
This is not the case. The man who did that was actually Santa, in a cunning disguise as the Austrian. He did this to be able to vent his unbridled hate for the Jews, while still being loved by most of the world.
During this time Hitler was actually ridding the world of the unspeakable evil, Superman, and after an epic battle, he defeated him, without the use of kryponite, or any similar element. Unfortunately his body was destroyed when Superman let out his final burst of power.
However, a canadian mechanic found his destoyed body, and replaced it with a robot form, resulting in what is now a powerful force for good, Super Mecha Hitler.
Hitler did not actually lead the Nazi party during World War 2, but did don the uniform worn by Santa while impersonating him, as well as a cape with the Swastika on it.
He is now a robot, known as Super Mecha Hitler, and is a force for good.
During his life he displayed boundless acts of love, charity, and courage. He was not in any way, shape or form a racist.
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A general all-around nice guy. That is, except for him being a raving lunatic who liked to kill people for no reason and take over countries to give more land to the "perfect race". See
Nazi: Hiel Hitler!!!!
Any other person besides Nazi or KKK member: Die bitch!
(Shoots Nazi in head who dies)
