Hitlers Helper

What is Hitlers Helper?


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A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')

"What the fuck is that smell???"

"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"

See hitler, helper, mustache


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