Hitstache Edit Meaning

1. A mythical substance loved by drunk men from Chicago. May not even exist. Man: You guys got squabbage? Or...no such thing? Kids: WTF?..

1. Small, Tiny, In reference to a certain Male body part that is not big enough for *Normal* Use. Hey did you here about Mark That skinny ..

1. A sweaty penis wrinkle, with large crust holes. The Ashgan is normally found in your closet, on your ceiling, or up your anus. "WO..