Hitting A Deer

What is Hitting A Deer?


1.

When u suck at driving so much u wreck and tell ur parents u hit a deer

Matt Osborne "hit a deer" on the way to get some from RAH.

2.

If you are on your way to get some poontang from RAH and you suck at driving, you're driving fast, and it's on a gravel road (which you're pretty screwed)you'll most likely wreck so then you have to tell your mommy you were in the process of "hitting a deer". So then everyone will make fun of you, and they know what truly happened and you have only owned your truck for a little over a week and then you have to pay $1,000 cuz you "hit a deer".

Man, have you heard about that Matt Osbourne guy. He supposedly "hit a deer". That's what he told his mommy cuz he sucked so bad at driving cuz he was trying to get some from RAH. What a fagel.


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