Hiv

What is Hiv?


1.

Stands for "Human immunodeficiency virus". contrary to some idiot's beliefs, it was not given to us by the homosexual community. It is believed to originated in Africa from a mutated form of a virus in a diseased monkey. We dont actually know how it came about. It is widely accepted that HIV causes AIDS (acquired immune deficiency syndrome) but becuase we cannot do experiments to prove this (due to morality issues) the African government can claim that there is no evidence supporting this hypothesis and does not have to supply medicine for its citizens.

"Yo my friend just found out that he has HIV, he's gonna try to keep it from becoming AIDS with medicine but the crap thing is that he got it from his girlfriend so they both have it"

See aids, virus, rent, homosexual, hiv

2.

An STD(Sexually transmitted disease) that most people get from having sexual interactions,IV drugs, and Needles.

Brian: What did you get for christmas joe?

Joe: I GOT THE HIV!

See Fuckthepainaway

3.

A pathetic excuse for people to be utterly homophobic.

"Wanna know why I hate gay people? Coz they gave the world HIV" - Rightwing nut job.

4.

HIV is a virus that attacks and destroys the bodies immune system resulting in AIDS. With care and treatment, the progression of HIV to AIDS can slow down. HIV can be transmitted through semen including precum, blood, breast milk, and vaginal fliuds. People now can live longer with HIV, it is no longer a death sentence. To prevent the spread of HIV, get tested, and use latex condoms, avoid sharing needles if you are an injection drug user.

HIV is a deadly virus that can be prevented when we be responsible

See hiv, aids, std

5.

Hopkins Impaired Vision (HIV)

When people get used to the ugly students at Johns Hopkins University and eventually find somewhat unattractive people attractive after being disconnected from the real world for long periods of time.

Tim: Hey what school did you go to?

Mike: Johns Hopkins University

Tim: Jesus, do you still have HIV or is your definition of hot starting to change?

See johns hopkins, nerdy, ugly

6.

Rarely-needed abbreviation for "hot island vagina", often confused with the not so desirable life-threatening virus.

Dude, I went to Hawaii last week and got HIV.

Oh my god, man. I'm so sorry!

Sorry? Best HIV of my LIFE, bro! Mmm, mmm.

Student: Can you get HIV from a public toilet?

Teacher: Reach for the stars, kid.

See aids, pocahontas, ben

7.

What the ho's hand out. No not Human immunodefiency virus. Head In Vehicle.

Guy 1:Man them chicks over there be giving HIV.

Guy 2: Nigga why you want that, man yo dick gonna fall off.

Guy 1: Not that shit, man the good HIV, Head in Vehicle.

Guy 2: Yeah, man!

See road head, bl, blowjob, dick suck, fellatio


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