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The over-head lighting that comes on at a bar/club near closing time. Has the immediate affect of reversing beer goggles.
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The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.
The biggest problem with the Jimmy Buffet Jack is it takes me all day..
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The feeling you have the morning after doing way too many Jager Bombs when you cannot seem to be able to fill in the blanks from the nig..
