Hizowned Edit Meaning

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

1. A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the fo..

1. An almost legendary wooden character that used to inhabit the halls of portsmouth university. Sadly, he was stolen and suspected burned...