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When someone who is no longer a college undergraduate gets as drunk as they did when they were a college undergraduate, that person is s..
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Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!
Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but afte..
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little gnomes that steal your underwear from drawers and even if you have them on!
The underpantsgnomes stole Billy Bob's underwea..