What is Hj?
1.
acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.
"She gave me a wicked hj."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."
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2.
A handjob, i mean, it's nothing compared to a a blowjob, but hey. It's a start.
3.
Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces
Hey, *insert male name here*, I'm bored... do you have your jacket with you?
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4.
A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a
She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.
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5.
handjob; a stroking of thy cock with thy hand
Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ.
Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.
ps; truedat :D
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6.
Short for Hand Job. Only used by the extremly lazy or extrodinarily cool.
Dude, Sally hooked it up with a primo HJ last night.
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7.
Bad Use: Hitler Jugend
means Hitler Youth in German
The German Youth was prepared and trained in the HJ. Worked somehow like the boyscouts, but it's only aim was war.
Good Use: Hand Job
My Grandfather was in the HJ.You can't say he is a nazi. He was forced to.
Yesterday she gave me a HJ
