Hj

What is Hj?


1.

acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.

"She gave me a wicked hj."

"So did she h the j?"

"She took the h train all the way to J town."

"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."

See Darrius

2.

A handjob, i mean, it's nothing compared to a a blowjob, but hey. It's a start.

3.

Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces

Hey, *insert male name here*, I'm bored... do you have your jacket with you?

See Kristine

4.

A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.

She gives the best free hj's.

She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.

I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.

See Charlie

5.

handjob; a stroking of thy cock with thy hand

Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ.

Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.

ps; truedat :D

See handjob, second base, cpc, owen, stroking

6.

Short for Hand Job. Only used by the extremly lazy or extrodinarily cool.

Dude, Sally hooked it up with a primo HJ last night.

See hj, hand job, jerk off

7.

Bad Use: Hitler Jugend

means Hitler Youth in German

The German Youth was prepared and trained in the HJ. Worked somehow like the boyscouts, but it's only aim was war.

Good Use: Hand Job

My Grandfather was in the HJ.You can't say he is a nazi. He was forced to.

Yesterday she gave me a HJ


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