Hj Bandit

What is Hj Bandit?

A person that gives handjobs very often.

A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.

Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!

Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!

Rob: Cover yourself.

Bill: *Making gasm sounds*

Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!

See hj, handjob, bandit, bish, hoe, gasm

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