What is Hj Bandit?
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A person that gives handjobs very often.
A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.
Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!
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1) The evil opposite twin of Monkeypants; To argue what someone says as fact.
That guy is such a VinnieBagel.
Dude...You soooo Vinnie..
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The expression lol taken to its natural extreme.
Person 1: "Look, that monkey is on fire!"
Person 2: "Loltendo 64!"..
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One who licks his face more than a dog. It can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area..