What is Hj Bandit?
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A person that gives handjobs very often.
A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.
Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!
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to have discrete sex by unzipping the pants and "flipping" the girls shorts or skirt out of the way for penetration.
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Something so amusing, or indeed so ROFL, it causes one to spin.
Napalm in the morning makes me rofflcopter
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