Hjob

What is Hjob?

acronym for: homeless-guy jacking it on a bus

used most commonly in intercity settings,

to describe hobos masturbating on the buses,

although it can be used to describe them on subways as well.

buses happen to be more common

wife: honey, what's wrong?

husband: awe there was another goddamn HJOB on

the bus home from work today

wife: that blows, those fuckers are creepy! did he cum on you?

husband: nah, not this time. but, i'll kill the next HJOB that does!

See homeless, home, less, guy, jacking, it, on, a, bus, masturbation, wacking, off

Los Alamos

1. An oasis of social ineptitude located in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Has more PhD's per capita than anywhere else, and a ..

Lady Lump

1. A woman's breast. This term was popularized by a pop song. My lady lumps are a C cup. See tit, jug, melon, ta ta, boob..

Cubacle

1. A cubicle or office space that is a complete debacle or disaster. Taz's desk is a complete cubacle, she needs to sort through all ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hjob Edit Meaning