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dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)
A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me ..
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a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!
After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go c..
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Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...
Taken from Cyanide and Happi..