Hlafm

What is Hlafm?


1.

to be hung like a field mouse. pertaining to a male with an incredibly small wang.

"carl you hlafm bastard put your pants back on, nobody wants to see your .5 inches"

See small, tiny, microscopic, carl, hlah


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