Hm Customs & Excise

What is Hm Customs & Excise?


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(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

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