H.m.f.

What is H.m.f.?

High Maintenance Female...any woman, not girl, that is high maintenance. she takes a great deal out of anyone who she accumpanys.

~source-Whitney R.

god damn she is an H.M.F.

Garglecum

1. Act of swallowing some jizz. Or a great band name. DUUUDE! Have you heard GARGLECUM?! I jack-off to that shit, man! See cum, jizz, sw..

Blomkin

1. a blomnkin is when you get a blowjob on the toilet,taking a shit hey man, last night i got a blomkin from Jake Reid See blow job, head..

Throw A Wobbler

1. Get really angry. Have a tantrum. Sensitive guy: All I did was point out the roll of fat hanging over the waistband of her new jeans an..

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