H.m.l.t.

What is H.m.l.t.?

an abreviation for: hate my life today

commonly used when you have had a shityday, week, or time

Person #1: WTF! You stole my Girlfriend! First you dis my mom, then you eat my potatoe, and now this?

Person #2: Sorry dude.

Person #1: H.M.L.T.!!!!!!!!!!

See day, shity, sorry dude, wtf, bad life, life, today, everyday

Osseo

1. Hicktown Mi! Boring as fuck! But great for parties! Hey I'm from Osseo! Where? *Points to tiny spot on hand* OHHH The middle of..

Knocking At The Back Door

1. When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you. Tanya loved spoo..

Oral Protein Wash

1. a large load to the month of female from the head of the penis. "dawm i gave that bitch an oral protein wash down."..

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