H.m.l.t.

What is H.m.l.t.?

an abreviation for: hate my life today

commonly used when you have had a shityday, week, or time

Person #1: WTF! You stole my Girlfriend! First you dis my mom, then you eat my potatoe, and now this?

Person #2: Sorry dude.

Person #1: H.M.L.T.!!!!!!!!!!

See day, shity, sorry dude, wtf, bad life, life, today, everyday

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